The Pope and His Hat

You know that hat the Pope wears? That really big and cool one?

Check this: when seen from behind it is rally just two pieces of cloth put together. So there is a lot of room on the inside of it.

I've wondered for a long time what he may put in there and I have come to the conclusion he keeps crackers in there. Yes...crackers.

THINK ABOUT IT! There is only one tasty white man snack that stands straight up like that. Crackers! He might be the pope with that popemobile thing, and it's probably stocked with lots of blood and bodies of Christ for him to munch on but why eat those when you can have some nice salsa flavored Saltines?

The pope gets hungry. He is only a mere mortal man. He requires sustenance. When he's being carted around the world to inspect bleeding Jesus' and Marys he has to do eat something! Given the people he sees shower him with some nice things like hot roasted turkeys and shit, but still...

Crackers...It just makes since to keep them in there. That's why John Paul was such a pimpin' pope. He always had something to nibble on. If he got bored with what someone was saying all he had to do was pretend to adjust his hat and then slip a cracker out and slid it in his mouth!

Like I said it just makes since.

What is the meaning of this?

As this is my first post I should really keep it simple for you all. This is for me to rant.

Rant: vb 1: to talk loudly and wildly. 2: to scold violently.

These words of mine come from someone with too much time on his hands and far too much internet time.

This is a warning to all of you right now: There will be obscene amounts of cursing. There will be things said that will insult your race and/or religion.

But it will be funny as hell nine times out of ten to some of you. Please remember that.

Thank you all and I hope you will listen to my words of insanity and madness.